Guest Blogger Week

Goodnight! A special welcome to Ben, the guest blogger for this week (additionally, my brother). Ben found his people here. So much so that he spends all day trying to look and speak just like a Dominican. The results are inconclusive. Here's Ben:

Howdy guanobloods! (thats how we say gringo in Dominica! (not really! We either say whitey or are too polite to point out ethnoculture differences!) Its guest blog.j. BenJamin spinnning your yarns coming live at ya from Delice. Id like to say a big O.K. To all folks in salisbury country and all up the west coast EXCEPT Paul. You know why, Paul.

We here at jungle bay looking at the sea and some coconuts. And some lizards. Alright alright. Early on today Israel Moses take us up to victoria falls and Bondye (pronounced BO! DE-YAY!) what a sight! Ate some soup took a walk. Its nice.

Anyhow on a more reflective note, when George Gervin and Abraham lincoln first set eyes on this fair isle they were right to dub it "Thine fairest paridise thyne world to see. Oh mine eyes the waterfalls and the people and whatnot so nice...(sic)! I think my minds totally blown and I can never go back to both of our wives who are coincidently both named Mary Todd Lincoln at Fort Sumpter."

They were mostly right! But I suspect may have gotten too far into a bottle of snake rum (a real thing! Here at least.)

If there were ever a place to inspire this many exclamation points and this much pride, its Dominica. The natural beauty is unparalleled and the citizens take selfless joy in sharing it.

Oh, one more note. If you like food at all, especially fresh food, this is probably the best place to be. Try the fruits or meats. Or sweets. Or juices. You really cant go wrong.

O.k.Soup


Jelly
Tiger
Moses

Snake Rum